Folks, your boy HH is in some real trouble this time! In the name of House PSLS, I often read Japanese game news and closely follow the industry, but this weekend, I couldn’t resist turning on the TV to watch the latest episode of Game of Thrones while I did so. Now, I can’t remember which was which.
I thought it’d be easy to tell the difference between game screenshots and images of HBO’s sextacular fantasy drama series (even from Telltale’s mediocre game about that series), or at the very least to separate reality from fiction…but then I realized that of the game industry contacts I initiated today, I’ve sent five emails and nine ravens.
I’m looking at these screens I saved and I have no clue what’s going on in them.
If you can help me out in the comments here, I’d really appreciate it. But please also mark your spoilers, because some of our readers might not yet know that Katsuragi is the three-legged raven and Davos Seaworth has amazing jiggle physics. Or wait, I may have messed that up.
GoT or Senran Kagura
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New announcements, old rivalries?
Did a few new Senran Kagura games get announced for PS4, Switch, and mobile, or am I looking at a collection of fine, fine Dornish ladies here? With Game of Thrones being the only thing I think about, your guess is probably better than mine.
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Wait a damn minute
Well this is definitely not Game of Thrones because of those little nipple coverings. When Game of Thrones pulls out the jugs, it goes all out (literally). No way a boob pops only 98% out in Game of Thrones. But I also don't recognize this girl from Senran Kagura. At least, I don't think.
Is this from the PS4/Vita download game Kairisei Million Arthur? Effing el, don't do this to me, Japan!
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Hookups Required
Evidence suggests that Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen are related, and I don't know for sure about all that, but I do know for sure that I wanna see them start fuckin'.
Evidence also suggests that there are more Senran Kaugra games coming soon, but my subconscious has rendered it illegible to me. Help!
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Which cast is this?
Is this the ensemble cast of HBO's most popular show, or one of the competing ninja houses of Senran Kagura? I have no way of knowing anymore.
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Where even is this?
I'm either at King's Landing or landing at the airport for PAX. I'm honestly okay with both, but have no idea what to expect.
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Video game for sure
I don't recall ever seeing underboob in Game of Thrones, so I'm fairly certain this is from that new Million Arthur content. "Fool me once, shame on you, something something if I really reach that can sorta rhyme with underboob."
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Confusing
See, I don't know if this is demonstrating a Nintendo Switch-based touchscreen mechanic, or an image of Cersei Lannister going after the golden hand of her brother Jaime.