Kingdom Hearts Cloud Bring Arts Figure Revealed by Square Enix

Square Enix has revealed a new figure in its Bring Arts line, this time the Kingdom Hearts design for Final Fantasy VII protagonist Cloud. He has the win, the battered cape, and sword bandages, just like anyone would expect. This new figure is set to release in July 2019, and preorders are live as of today.

Like other Bring Arts figures, Cloud has tons of detail and points of articulation, all set for all kinds of posing and shelf spaces. He also comes with several interchangeable parts, including an extension for his cape, different hands, and an adjustable stand. The figure’s dimensions are W 4.33” x D 3.54” x H 7.09” and the figure is priced at $89.99. On the Square Enix Store, you can currently preorder it for a slightly discounted $80.99.

Also listed on the Square Enix Store is the Square Enix Limited Version. This is the same figure for the same price, but it comes with an alternative face part for Cloud that can be switched out for a different expression. Presumably this SKU won’t be as readily available as the other one.

Square Enix has been pumping out these higher-end collectibles quite often. Just in the past few months, we’ve seen new Bring Arts figures released and revealed for games such as Dragon Quest XI and NieR: Automata.

Of course, this is the perfect time for some slick, new Kingdom Hearts merchandise to start rolling out. After all, despite some delays for the VR software, Kingdom Hearts III is right around the corner. We’ll be finding out what Sora, Goofy, and Donald are up to on January 29, 2019.

[Source: Square Enix Store]

Kingdom Hearts Games Ranked

Starting from the Bottom...
7. Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

Words cannot fully express how terrible this game is, and I'm not including how to pronounce this game title. The backpack mechanic is one of the worst ideas Square Enix had for the KH series, and yes, I'm putting this below the card game combat.

If that wasn't bad enough, the story added the final nails (plural) into its coffin. This game had the potential to do something fun with telling the story of Roxas' time as a member of Organization XIII. We already knew from Kingdom Hearts II that he was a member, Axel was his best friend, and he ran away. Instead of a compelling reason as to why Roxas would abandon the group, we get the addition of Xion, a flat and boring character who barely served as a plot device. At least I got to kill her at the end.
6. Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance [3D]

This obvious cash-in on Nintendo's newest handheld had too few things going right for it to cover up everything it did wrong. Introducing Flowmotion for exploration and combat was one of the best gameplay ideas the series had in a long time. Too bad the game also decided to mash together nearly every other gameplay mechanic from the other games, whether they fit together or not.

The big killer was the idea that timers in a game are good. Even though, in theory, you could take as long as you wanted with each character by dropping back and forth, the clock is ticking, dude. You have to time your drops just right. There's nothing worse than mismanaging your time and dropping out in the middle of a boss fight. It's even more fun when you forget where you dropped out until you drop back in. It will typically only happen to you once, but it's enough to make you loathe that drop timer bar. I don't like feeling like I need to rush this exploration to get it all in before I have to switch to the other character, rinse and repeat.

It didn't help that the entire plot-connecting idea of sleeping worlds and dream eaters was as flimsy as Disney's version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

It's honestly amazing I finished this game at all.
5. Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded

Re:coded was a DS adaptation of a Japan-exclusive mobile game. It's not bad, per se, but it suffers from a weak base concept followed by a bad case of a split personality. As a mobile game, it released in episodes for two seasons. The whole idea is that Jiminy's Journal has been hacked, and it's up to a virtual Sora and his friends to fix the code and correct Jiminy's entries. It's basically an excuse to play the first game again with a new twist.

Yes, that is pretty bad, but considering it was originally a mobile game from the early aughts, it gets a slight pass. The gameplay was actually fun as well, albeit ridiculous at times. It was mostly a fun little time waster. At least, it was until the second season.

The second season released quite awhile after the first, and it's painfully obvious when that split happens in Re:coded. The first season is silly and let's have fun with this ridiculous idea. The second season is suddenly super serial and does its best to tie in with the rest of the games. You can almost hear that development meeting in your head when you reach the second half. You know it started with someone saying, "We have to fit this in with the overarching Kingdom Hearts story for reasons. That letter Mickey sent to Sora and Mickey at the end of KH2? It HAS to connect to that. Make it happen."

I mean, it does, but it's a stretch to say the least.
4. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

I know I am one of maybe five people who completed this game on the GBA. It was a trying time, and I most likely didn't have anything else pressing. I didn't play much of it on the GBA, though. I was a super nerd and had the Game Boy Player for my GameCube. I played that puppy on the big screen before Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories was even a thing in Japan. To be honest, that made my time with the game even worse. Some things are never meant to be blown up on a 65" projection TV.

The story of CoM is weird, at best, but hey that's the KH story in a nutshell. This is our first introduction to Castle Oblivion and Organization XIII, all of which have a big part in the official Kingdom Hearts sequel as well as the following games. It also starts Riku on his road to redemption after being deceived by Maleficent and Xehanort.

The biggest flaw in the game is its card combat system. Going from plain action to card-based action is a hard sell. As you play the game, you collect cards that are very similar to a common deck of cards. You can't keep all of the cards in your hand, however, so you have to pick and choose and sort your cards depending upon how you want to play. Combining cards will make powerful combos or stronger magic spells, but you have to make your decisions as fast as you would playing a typical action game. It has a steep learning curve, but when you master it, it actually becomes fun.

The real beating comes in when you need specific cards to open doors to progress and no matter how much you farm in earlier levels, you can't get that one goddamn 0 card.
3. Kingdom Hearts
The game that started it all. The original game will always have a special place in my heart, because this is the one that made me leave my NES behind for a PlayStation 2. I spent hours on this game, and I still find it enjoyable to this day, even though it's incredibly simple compared to the later games.

It's not number one, though, for two reasons:
- the Gummi ship, and
- the camera.
The real boss of the game was the camera, I swear. KH has some zany platforming puzzles, especially in Wonderland. It requires precise jumps, and the camera has this nasty habit of never staying where it needs to while jumping. Sometimes you can't even move the camera at all to see your next jump. I still don't know how I finished The Jungle the first time I played it. That final waterfall jump that the camera literally blocks behind a ledge? Where was the QA team for that?

I'm not going to explain why the Gummi Ship is terrible, because everyone who has played the game knows how terrible it is.
2. Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

Birth by Sleep is told in three parts from three different perspectives. It's similar to the storytelling in Pulp Fiction, except each character tells their story in a sequential order instead of jumping around in time. As you play through each character, you get a different piece of the puzzle to fit together for the very end. When it all does, you can't help but have a rather big "A-ha!" moment.

The combat gameplay is the best Kingdom Hearts has had yet. I hope that Kingdom Hearts III is an iteration of it. That combined with Flowmotion would be TITE. The game's biggest problem was its inundation with minigames. The board game was fun, but sticker collecting? Dancing for ice cream scoops? No, Squenix. Just, no.

I compare BBS quite often to the first trailer for Star Wars III: Revenge of Sith. That trailer showed Obi-Wan from the first film telling Luke about his history with his father, with clips of the upcoming film illustrating Obi-Wan's story. It's very much George Lucas elbow-nudging a friend and saying, "See? See? I told you I knew what I was doing all along!" Birth by Sleep is exactly that for Kingdom Hearts; it's Square Enix proving to you they've known what they were doing all along from the beginning.
1. Kingdom Hearts II

The biggest problem with Kingdom Hearts II is the required grind. But, um, it allows for dual keyblade wielding. TWO keyblades. It's twice the badass combat flair. All arguments against this game are rendered invalid from that alone.

Also, it's the only game in the series that actually has an ending with any finality.